February 2014 Absolute Write Blog Chain

This month's prompt: 

Characters Writing About AuthorsHave your character write about you, the author, their creator. You may choose any character so long as you created them, and may write in any format.

Cupid Writing about Samantha Lehane

It seems like Samantha decided to shanghai me into blogging... How very modern. Let me introduce myself, I'm Cupid. You might have heard of me from all the myths, legends, and of course, the short story, “Kidnapping Cupid” by Samantha Lehane. If you haven't heard of me, rest assured that I am a very big deal. I'm the God of Love.

Oh, dear me, where do I ever begin with Samantha Lehane? She's a nice quiet sort of girl- librarian by trade and a dreamer by nature. She is my favorite kind of librarian... the naughty kind. Well, she hasn't reached my level of debauchery but she has written a naughty story or two...

I had my first acquaintance with Samantha through infecting her with an infatuation. 

Freshman year of college is a wild time. I made sure of it. Someone had to get her nose out of a book!

Nowadays, I let the poor girl settle down into a nice love affair with a dear boy. It hasn't been the easiest road what with her being a lesbian after all.

How did a friend of Ellen end up with a boy? Well, not all boys are born that way.  Sometimes they need a little help from a doctor to reach their true potential. Hormones are a lovely thing that way. They can turn a sad woman into a happy man. It’s been a fun ride so far but I won’t ever tell her if that is the last curve ball that love will throw her way. I’m a sporting man after all.

Besides if even I can’t choose my love destiny then why should she?

Samantha might think that she knows a lot about me because she wrote about one of my many adventures but I know a great deal more about her! I’d love to be scandalous and share all her love secrets but I’m afraid that the shy thing would just delete my post. But between you and me, gentle reader, this librarian has quite the imagination. I’m sure that her man would agree!

This blogging thing isn’t for me, I’ll tell you right now. I’d rather grab a pint and dish the dirt in the privacy of a noisy pub full of rowdy English chavs! Then again, if you read her story, you’d already know my proclivities.

What?

 Just because Neptune and I are an item with a capital I that doesn’t mean that I have stopped having fun.

I’ll sign off for now, but you’ll feel my love influence soon… Probably when you least expect it! 

Participants:
orion_mk3 - http://nonexistentbooks.wordpress.com (link to post) Yuppies Who Hate the Family Business ConnieBDowell - http://bookechoes.com/ (link to post) Unexpected Library Encounter bmadsen - http://hospitaloflife.wordpress.com/ (link to post) Cupcake Disaster
MsLaylaCakes - http://www.taraquan.com/ (Me) Unfortunate Sports 
HistorySleuth -http://historysleuth.blogspot.com/ (link to post) Less Than Fortunate Foods
writingismypassion - http://charityfaye.blogspot.com/ (link to post) Blind Date with a Ventriloquist
katci13 - http://www.krystalsquared.net/ (link to post) Evil Cupid
KitCat - http://twilightasylum.wordpress.com/ (link to post) Hunting With Hounds
Angyl78 - http://jelyzabeth.wordpress.com/ (link to post) A Ghost's Bad Day
randi.lee - http://emotionalnovel.blogspot.com/ (link to post) The Wrong Bar
Lady Cat - http://carolsrandomness.blogspot.ca/ (link to post) Visitors
pyrosama - http://matrix-hole.blogspot.com/ (link to post) What the Leprechaun Said
Ralph Pines - http://ralfast.wordpress.com/ (link to post) Under the Bed
dclary - http://www.hardhobbittobreak.com/ (link to post) Warm Kitty, Soft Kitty, Evil Ball of Fur
meowzbark - http://www.lizzylessard.com/ (link to post) Road Trip
SRHowen - http://srhowen1.blogspot.com (link to post)  Faded Blue Jeans
Bumped: Amanda R. - http://www.twoamericansinchina.com/ (link to post) Picture
Briony-zisaya - http://fantasywriterwannabe.blogspot.com/ (link to post) Topic
CatherineHall - http://theelephantinthetemple.blogspot.com/ (link to post) Topic